Blooming Wits is a joyful space for learners of all ages.
We create educational books and brain-boosting tools for children, young adults, and seniors — from early phonics and sight word stories to memory support and life skills. Whether you're just learning to read or keeping your brain sharp later in life,
we believe it's never too early (or too late) to grow your mind.
Grow Your Mind At Any Age
New Releases
What's Your Pick - Gross Edition
By Shelley Watson, M.Ed.
WARNING! This book talks about farts, burps, puke, sweat, poop and other gross but fun stuff. If that makes you laugh, you're in the right place. If not, seriously, don't read this book!
Out-gross your friends, test your stomach, and see who knows each other best as you face off with 300+ disgusting "Would You Rather"-style questions and hilarious challenges.
Play one-on-one or in a group - guess what others will pick, earn points, and try not to gag while you do it!
It's silly. It's gross. It's totally clean fun!
Bloom into Reading with the Bloom Book Fairies
Level 3
By Shelley Watson, M.Ed.
Bloom Into Reading is a magical, skill-based reading series designed for children ages 3–9. Each level builds on the last, combining rewritten classic tales with sight word practice, focus word fluency, and age-appropriate writing activities. Guided by whimsical fairies Milo and Poppy, readers explore fun and engaging stories while strengthening foundational reading and writing skills.
Levels 4 & 2 - Coming December 2025
Level 1 - Coming 2026
What's Your Pick - Gross Edition COLORING BOOK
By Shelley Watson, M.Ed.
COMING NOVEMBER 25, 2025
WARNING: This coloring book is seriously disgusting (and totally awesome)!
Think you can handle the grossest coloring book ever? Let’s find out.
If you think burps, boogers, and slime are funny — this is your kind of art project.
Every page dares you to read, pick, and color your favorite gross-out option!
Booger hat OR worm mustache?
Stinky fish friend OR burping monster roommate?
Perfect for kids who love to laugh, read, and get creative with the weirdest stuff on earth.
By Shelley Watson, M.Ed.
This book takes you into the wild world of flirting, honesty, and hilarious what-ifs. If laughing, blushing, and a little chaos sound fun, you’re in the right place.
Get closer with 300+ funny, revealing, and thought-provoking prompts that spark chemistry, test compatibility, and bring out real conversations.
Play it on date night or with friends. Compare answers, mark the flags, and see who’s actually a match.
It’s flirty. It’s fun. It’s real talk with zero pressure.
What's Your Pick - Dating Edition
What's Your Pick - Ultimate Girl Party
By Shelley Watson, M.Ed.
Forget awkward silences and boring games. What's Your Pick? Ultimate Girl Party Edition is bursting with hilarious, creative, and totally ridiculous fun - guaranteed to turn any get-together into nonstop laughter.
Inside, you'll find:
-Over 100 Would You Rather-style questions that spark hilarious conversations
-Truth or Dare challenges that keep everyone giggling
-Fill-in-the-blank stories that can get wild!
-Party tips, planning pages, and creative icebreakers
-Memory keepsake pages for doodles, selfies, and friendship shout-outs
-A special Parent Guide for easy hosting and peace of mind
What's Your Pick - Teacher Edition
By Shelley Watson, M.Ed.
Staff-room humor? Check. Classroom chaos? Check. Extremely relatable teacher moments? Check. If you need a laugh in-between lessons, you’re in the right place.
Inside are 300+ funny, thought-provoking, and totally teacher-approved questions made to spark connection with coworkers or break the ice with students.
Use it in staff meetings, classroom warm-ups, or anytime you need a quick mental reset. Compare answers, share stories, and enjoy the kind of laughter only teachers truly understand.
It’s light. It’s fun. It’s the perfect teacher pick-me-up.
Coming Soon
By Shelley Watson, M.Ed. & Brittney Watson
Think you're ready to adult? Think again. This no-fluff, all-facts survival guide is your ultimate cheat sheet to living on your own without burning the place down (literally or financially). From panic plans to plumbing disasters, we’ve got your back—no mom required.
COMING DECEMBER 2025
How To Not Die In Your First Apartment
Read and Write With The Alphabet Guy
By Sheri Skousen & Shelley Watson, M.Ed.
Unlock the world of reading with The Alphabet Guy, a series of phonics-based workbooks designed to make learning reading engaging and fun. The magical stories and interactive activities create an immersive learning experience for children as they master phonics skills.
COMING JANUARY 2026!
About Blooming Wits Press
At Blooming Wits Press, we are dedicated to igniting the spark of imagination through our captivating learning books. Our commitment to creating imaginative and educational content for readers of all ages sets us apart. Explore the enchanting world of storytelling and learning through our books.
Our Commitment
Learning for Every Age and Stage
From preschoolers tracing their first letters to seniors keeping their minds sharp, our books are designed for brains of all ages. Whether it’s coloring, reading, tracing, or brain-boosting puzzles, we make learning hands-on, fun, and feel-good.
Characters That Teach & Inspire
Meet Milo and Poppy, our magical Book Bloom Fairies, and Alfie the Alphabet Guy—just a few of the whimsical guides who make reading and learning more personal. Our characters help kids (and their grownups) laugh, learn, and grow with every page.
Practical Tools Wrapped in Sass and Heart
We believe education should never be boring. That’s why we blend imagination with real-life skills—from phonics and sight words to “how not to die in your first apartment.” Every book is crafted with quality, care, and sometimes a side of sass.
Built by Educators, Designed for
Real Life
With over 15 years of experience teaching everyone from preschoolers to college students—and even training adults—we know how to make learning stick. Our books work in classrooms, living rooms, waiting rooms, and dorm rooms. Whether you're teaching letter sounds or life skills, you’ll find tools that are smart, supportive, and actually fun to use.